Devoti's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Inspect Her Gadget]

sheesh

yeah, it was real funny in a sick dissorted way.
kinda liked it, though the graphics and animations and drawings and sound sucked big time. infact the only reason i give u this high a score is bcuz it was so crazy it was funny.

Livecorpse responds:

true true

[Painted Secrets]

HAHAHA!

i hope this is a joke man, if that was supposed to be scary, then ur a pussy! HAHAHA!

[The Final Task]

sigh....

okey, u are an amazing flash artist. fantastic drawings, animations, and effects.
BUT this is the worst ever.

the bad thing is that with such incredibly great skills, u manage to waste them completely.

1: u cant wipe of a sword with the edge against ur hand, he wud lost several, if not all, of his fingers.

2: that other guy looks like a demon, and if he is: WTF does demons have to do with samurai?!?!
its too cliche, man

3: the fighting is a really, and i mean REALLY old anime cliche. u know, never getting to see him actually cut, no moves or anything.
the cut is descuised with a black screen and white lines reprecenting the cut. and when they "fight" all the do is jump into the air-wich is VERY bad strategy, if they where such great warriors they wud know that they shud stay on the ground.

4: another cliche is that the dieng guy doesnt notice he is dead, then he suddenly falls apart. the fact that he was moving when he was cut wud make him fall apart right away.

5: on NO documented accounts did ANY samurai(nor ninja for that matter) draw/sheat their blade hanging on their BACK. a sword is worn at the left side of the hip, no other way.

6: slamming the sword into the sheat like that will damage the sheat pretty bad.

so, i wish u, and any others, to atleast know what a samurai is before u try to make a movie about one.
its like making a movie about a football game without knowing anything about football, wud look really stupid when everyone is breaking the rules.

so, i wud like to see another samurai movie from u, but only if it was properly made.
again i must compliment ur flash skills.

["From my Room"]

heh, very cute

nice flash, my compliments to you.

[Manga Mario]

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no point, no fun, no intelligence.

i didnt really see why this was supposed to be funny/cool/great/L337, but i can see why it might be boring/pointless/shitty/sucky/crappy.

i want to advice u not to use any yellow colored text on light beckground, since it wont be that clear.

and i know u will respond to this like a psychotic shit in ur period, so in advance ill sau STFU. and if u dont just so i will be wrong then ive won, since im tired of that u allways psyche out everytime u get a negative review for ur crappy entries.

and please, dont make anymore flash movies.

[Star Shops Englishversion]

hehehe

nice, man.
the graphics wasnt that good, but they where perfect since it gave the movie character. great humor. nice sounds even though you didnt have voices, but i guess you have your reasons.

i have protected this :D by voting 5

i give you a: 10

[homestar hunt]

suck

why hate something just becuz its much better than u and ur movies?

Weasel responds:

Beauity is all in the eye of the beholder....and I'M THE GOD DAMN BEHOLDER HERE! Is your head so deep in your ass that you can't separate that insignificant little bastard from reality!? How could you have any kind of remource for that brainless prat homestar!?
Oh! I know! Maybe because you have a hard time outwitting a soap dish. Because your head is the event horizon of intelligence! You're so dence that light can not escape your surface you slope headed retard fuck!

[Wacked Halloween Special]

seriously.......

l:(

[Fire marshal bill 1]

....

come on this isnt even ur idea!

[Legend o t Mystical Pizza]

wonderful

great humor, really funny